twisted testicals

Twisted Testicals typically are disformed and rodent looking. These are typically located on men with buzz cuts or people who get fingers shoved up their butt crack.

Landen had twisted testicals so he smelled like coochie and fish all the time

by urmotherlovesmybbc May 2, 2023

twisted tit

A shot of vodka with lemon, and red bull.

would you like a twisted tit?

What?!

It's a shot!

by Twistedtitcreator August 18, 2016

Twisted Mexican

A form of auterotic asphyxiation, using the string of sombrero

Yesterday, Mark gave himself a twisted mexican and died an absolute fucking legend

by anonymous October 11, 2020

Twist and gawk

You spit on his erect penis. Put a hand around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think he’s cheating , what shall I do to make him stay?

Friend 2: Give him the twist and gawk I’m sure that’ll work

by Twistygawk January 5, 2022

Sausage twist

When ones gentlemen sausage is twisted by hand in a sexual way to cause arousal and more.

George gave Owen a massive sausage twist and he screamed in agony as he came everywhere.

by SickoBamba069 November 17, 2023

pretzel twisting

Putting ones penis(stolen) into a German vomans vagina(pretzel) and thrusting vigorously until orgasm.

Ryan: Did you do some pretzel twisting last night with that chick?
Alex: Three times last night and once this morning, I'm a pretzel twisting machine.

Oh, pretzel twisting is wunderbar, Ja?
Ja.

by Fuzzy_R January 1, 2011

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011