tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

toolicious

In its original meaning toolicious is used to describe the superiority of an object/ a food/ a person/ music or just to commend something/-one in a very positive manner.

The first occasion when it was used was in July 2006, after Tools gig in Finland.

Toolicious can also be interpreted as a combination of the words 'too' and 'delicious'.

Alice: I can't believe it! This new album is unbelievable..I don't even have the words to describe how great it is!

Mark: Jeah! In fact..it's Toolicious.

by Brutus_ August 16, 2006

Tool Garage

Someone who is much worse than a tool, toolbag, or toolshed.They are a annoying asshole who makes people often lose respect for them and doesnt even realize it.

Jeez, pat is such a tool garage i wanna punch him in the face!

by iammatt9 July 31, 2009

Tool

A person who doesn't return phone calls, emails or texts for no reason other than there narcissistic, self-absorbed hillbilly ass would rather sit on their thumb and twist.

Steve- Hey, I tried calling you last nite, everything ok?

Gina- OMG, i lost my phone, i was sleeping, BLAH BLAH BLAH

Steve- Tool

by VW2008 February 15, 2010

Tool

A wanna-be bad-ass who has a goatee, drives a rusted out firebird, and quite possibly works at Maceroni Grill, or Abercrombie, or other such Tool Locations.

"Wow, Tylers growing a goatee? What a tool!"

by bmk. November 18, 2009

Tool

One who sits in the back of a physics class next to a basketball star. He is the one who copies everything he does to try to get attention. He thinks he is the greatest kid in the world, but actually he isnt. He is the kind of kid who would walk in the pouring rain just to wear someone else's shoes. And, he would be the kid to get upset with 2 A's and 2 A-'s

Zeke walked into school from the pouring rain. He wanted to wear Malcolm's shoes. He is a tool.

by tytyt434 November 21, 2009

Tool

n. 1) a person characterized by their overwhelming immaturity and/or idiocy.

"Did you see Mike K's profile picture?"
"Yeah, what a tool."

by The Best Girlfriend Ever October 3, 2009