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Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.
Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!
by m9lik April 25, 2023
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funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing
I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.
by DaddyCow May 6, 2018
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epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous April 12, 2016
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AI-positive

When a person's work contains large amounts of artificial intelligence or AI-generated content
I knew Jim's essay would be AI-positive; it was just too well-written.
by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025
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Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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brace position

The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
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Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it
"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"
by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020
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