Hello Kitty

When a cat surprise rapes a man

Helloooo! Kitty!?

I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty

by kananakook May 29, 2009

kitty bling

A womans vagina that has an odor.

Damn, fool. That bitch has some serious kitty bling.

by Tom1234 March 28, 2007

Hello Kitty

This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".

I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.

by Chicagodan November 15, 2011

kitty butter

Kitty butter is when the viscosity of an overweight cat reaches a state similar to that of a stick of butter.

M'aww! Look at that big ol' pile of kitty butter!

by Drewdewd December 25, 2016

christmas kitty

A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.

Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.

by Leothelionslayer December 15, 2016

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

hello kitty

the most common type of sleep paralysis demon. also in some mediterranean areas it is used as very offensive curse word.

kid: hello kitty
teacher: IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE EXPELLED?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MOM! THERE'S A HELLO KITTY IN MY ROOM! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 18, 2020