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something i dont have and never will
my father left me when i was 5 after my mom got a job
by where my dad go? March 7, 2023
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Father-friendly

Father-friendly is the open expression of value for the role of a father as an equally necessary parent, which is communicated through welcoming means that promote, nurture, and sustain the responsibilities, involved with fatherhood.
If a father wants a father-friendly environment, he needs to act like a friendly father, especially to other fathers, in a way that will lead to parental equity.
by Hogan Hilling July 24, 2015
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My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.
“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”
by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021
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Your father

He is a mystery and he is always gone to get the milk
You have no father and your father is gone
by Mr.69420 May 2, 2023
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Splenda Father

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual
by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020
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Founding Father

An extreme case of flunking high school. In which the individual stays more than 5 years in the same school. Above the super senior, a student that has been at the school longer than 98 percent of the student population and even some teachers and faculty.
High school typically lasts 4 school years. Well at least it's designed to be that way. Although there is a handful of students whom may excel and finish a year early or others who stay an extra year to catch up on credits.
Person 1: Bro who's that guy over, he looks like he's in his mid 20s!
Person 2: Oh that's just Kyle.

Bro's been here since 2015!
Person 1: Wait...
That was 7 years ago.

Person 2: Ik, bro's a literal founding father of this campus.
by reformedshibainu December 11, 2022
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In my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms

A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created in my father's kingdom there are many BeJrooooms.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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