SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!

SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!

by Mohib April 10, 2019

Call Center English (CCE)

English language skills acquired by residents of a non-english speaking country which is quite distinct and intended to cater to call center clients, mainly in North America.Training is normally provided by the call center employing people with basic english skills, where they learn to speak with an 'American' accent, applying minimal focus on grammar.People subjected to CCE are typically in countries like Pakistan and India and are easily seperated from those of us who don't need to force our linguistic skills to communicate.

Too many damn radio jockeys on Radio FM89 talk with a fake accent these days! They are victims of Call Center English (CCE) training.

by JJ Baybee January 14, 2009

English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

by Nikoliah November 6, 2011

Do you speak English?

What do you call someone who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American. The question is pretty much how Americans traveling abroad greet the locals.

Saying "Do you speak English?" can either get you around or get you kidnapped, tortured, killed and having your family discover your fate on CNN anywhere around the world. Asking the question is ok in a place where you see a McDonald's. It is not ok and you should avoid places where electricity and potable water are a luxury to ask the question.

by DonnieMacks October 8, 2008

i don't speak english

The phrase you use when someone who you don't know tries to initiate a conversation with you and you're not in the mood

homeless dude: hey you got some spare change on you? its for food

you: i don't speak english

by qwbeddly June 3, 2018

Do you even English?

Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.

Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.

by RadicalMuffin August 15, 2018

English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary

A translation index translating words and phrases from Western English to the alien language spoken by the Sanghelli of the Covenant, which consists of a series of blargs and honks.

Church: We finally made contact with an alien being and our first attempt at communication is gonna be through a BOMB?? Am I the only person who has a problem with this?

Andy: Well unless you got your English to Blarg Blarg Dictionary, I don't think you got a choice, now do ya?

by xxVoodooSoupxx August 2, 2011