Swiss guard

The papal guard based in Vatican city. Don't let their colorful ceremonial dress uniforms fool you, they are an elite fighting force. They all have training in the Swiss army and are part of the smallest standing army in the world, although the main crime in Vatican City is pick pocketing. They were first commissioned by Pope Julius II. Their uniforms are covered in yellow and orange stripes and they wear silver helmets with a red plume on it. They also carry long spears and can be seen guarding highly protected areas of Vatican city that are restricted and only open to employees of the Vatican.

The Swiss Guard almost arrested me for going the wrong way, good God those guys are tough.

by American Abroad October 15, 2012

Swished

Having your hair be seductively whipped. Being very muscular.

A swish = a sign of flirtation, indicating the guy/girl wants to marry you. Go ahead, start thinking of children's names.

"Lance Armstrong was quite swished"

"HE SWISHED ME!"

"Can you not, like can you just not... seriously.... can you like stop touching (swishing) me.. Like seriously though. Just stop."

"I LIVE IT WHEN YOU SWISH MY HAIR!! HAHA! LIVE!"

by ThatSwishedGirl August 19, 2013

swipeathon

noun. The practice of putting in serious work swiping ("would bang" or "wouldn't bang") in the hookup app, Tinder

That was an epic swipeathon; my finger is sore.

by hitehunt December 26, 2013

Swiss biscuit

A penis that is so dirty and hasn't been washed for so long, cheesy crusts formed all over it.

After weeks without showering, no girl would go near his swiss biscuit.

by Anubis_wolf December 30, 2014

swimple

A pimple spawned by sweat

after we had rough intercourse, I wiped the beads of sweat off of my forehead and felt oncomming mounds of swimples arising

by Poopnoodle69 January 1, 2017

Swipey Swipey

Meaning to use a company credit card to fund ones own and friends recreational entertainment

I love selling stuff, I’ll buy you a round.
Who’s buying?
Oh don’t worry, swipey swipey can cover it

by Liamsan June 8, 2019

table swipe

Noun- When two horny individuals need some immediate action and the nearest surface is covered with miscellaneous items, one person passionately swipes everything off of the surface and the two jump on to get it on.

We couldn't wait to get to the bedroom today so we had to pull a table swipe, and I broke my favorite vase... but it was worth it!

by avery de la 408 July 16, 2008