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Big Spring

The crappiest little town in west texas. Perfect if you're a meth head (of both the employed and non employed variety) or a coke dealer. The town is roughly 80% "bad neighborhood" territory and the houses show it. Your house and/or car is subject to get broken into at any given time. You also run a high risk of getting shot, raped, or killed in a car accident. Rent is insanely high for POS rat shack apartments. The general quality of life and amenities are beyond subpar. Basically this town is best avoided, along with nearby midland and odessa.
Person A - Bill moved to Big Spring!
Person B - Oh god, I guess it was nice knowing him.
by magical_nautilus May 8, 2015
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Irish Spring

Getting a golden shower from someone who has consumed too much green beer on St Patrick's Day and has green piss.
by Mac Daddy123 January 14, 2010
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saprise

similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!
by fennigan July 7, 2011
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suprise attack

when doing doggy, the art of pretending to come on your bird's back by spitting then when she turns over, you spaff in her face!!!
Crystal wasn't happy when i spaffed in her face after a suprise attack!!
by theranch April 7, 2006
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Kinda Suprise

When at a movie theater the guys makes a hole at the bottom of a popcorn box and shoves his cock in it so when the chick gets to it,shes suprised just like in a "KINDA SUPRISE".
Anthony:Oh you should of seen the other day mate, Rachel gave me and AWSOME handjob yesterday at hoyts!

Conor: Haha Nice,

Anthony: Yeah she even got a bit of a gobby in, I gave her a Kinda Suprise, she said it tasted pretty salty though
by Drummerboy_1993 March 14, 2009
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Cleveland suprise

When you fart alone in an elevator and leave the noxious result for the next unsuspecting rider
I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.
by wateringeyes November 21, 2013
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sprickles

Combination of "spread" and "sprickles", and used to define the senusal feeling that starts in your spine, and spreads all over your back. A reaction to sexual stimulation or tickling.
Claire sent me an erotic text today, it sent sprickles down my spine.
by Claire Paul July 15, 2006
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