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Cunt Sling

This is the name given to the operation immediately preceding meeting a lady's parents and quite soon after engaging in sexual intercourse. The procedure is utilised to avoid excessive waste of time and money once sexual gratification has been procured.
"Hey Jack, I done spotted a blossom in turd ex ho."
"What the hell gone dang were what Ma-fax?"
"Done dan cunt sling get that shit turd outta mo face Ma-fah."
by Ma-fah November 18, 2005
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Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.
Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.
by thatonebro March 28, 2011
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Spling

To smoke illegal substances.
Also referred to in money situations. i.e as paper.
1. "Yo dawg let's spling that shit!"
2. "Aite man got some spling goin down"
by H.P-Dizzle June 17, 2008
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Slingshot

When a male uses a blanket or towell wrapped around his sexual partners waist when having sex doggie style. He pulls upwards lifting the partners bottem higher for easier entrance.
Dude, my girlfriends so short I had to slingshot her ass.
by CKatie. May 9, 2008
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Suxing Profond

Ce dit d'un criss de cour platte donné par un professeur endormant sur de la matiere pas utile.
Cegep FXG , 28 aout 2003 9h am
by yaya August 28, 2003
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slinge

Rhymes with "hinge" and "binge".

To relax, a cross between "sleeping" and "lounging".
by Janmarrus December 23, 2008
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Slingaling

An incorrigable manwhore, who can't distinguish between classy Bostonian bitches and fake blonde sluts from Slutville. The Slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. Slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. While it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a Slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.
"Trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned Barbie at the bar?"
"Dutchess, that would be the Slingaling himself!"
by realtalker798654 April 19, 2010
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