Greasy stress

When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.

"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."

by peachy.thespian January 26, 2015

Show stressed

When you are trying to keep up with too many shows at one time

"I can't remember what happened on which show anymore. I think I'm getting show stressed".

by Cdub13 July 31, 2016

comedicly stressful

this is when some ones humor causes an elephant so suddenly appear in the room.
although that doesn't mean it wasnt funny enough to blow some ones cover.
its the kind of funny that makes you not want to laugh because of how profound the cloud that just loomed over is. everyone's stressors are different.

dark humour is often comedicly stressful.

by Knawlyge February 10, 2017

hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.

Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.

by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017

unnecessary stress

When teachers assign overworked high school students confusing and time consuming work, on top of a loaded schedule of normal course work.

Alternate definition: An English class where the incompetent male teacher only assigns creative writing with no basis in the material of the class and long unplanned essays based of a text about Roman political conspiracys nobody has ever bothered to read.

Alternate definition: A music class where all you do is listen to the elderly white male music teacher with the voice of 17 dying cats, rant about "slave music" and assign projects based off of creating a musical instrument in a short span of time that "isn't for a grade, but meant to give you something to do while taking breaks during finals study's"

Teacher: *class studies Roman literature* write me a two page personality character description of someone in your life.. Using only physical things about the person.

Teacher: *internally* hehehhehe I hate my students

Boy: (a student) wtf is he assigning? WERE STUDYING ROMAN LIT

Girl: (also a student) fuck if I know, my dude. His class is such an unnecessary stress.

by Passive Aggressive Student Boi October 24, 2017

im stressed

I’m stressed I I’m h’d in wolfie worss

Im stressed boiiii

by Wolfiesqusd April 20, 2018

lindsay strauss

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am

Lindsay Strauss is so kind but is so broken.

by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017