steven segall

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008

Even Steven

When two guys double team a girl, and their dinkies touch.

Kasey and Mike even-steven'd your mom last night.

by J July 17, 2003

steven

a fag also known as johofuck he is the biggest fag who rapes little kids with his best friend and a pedophile farbod

hey you that steven we should stay away from him

by adrian masidon June 1, 2011

Steven "Tab" Hall

A guy who will never shut up, no matter how hard you try to tell him he does not deserve to have the right to talk. Often makes a fool of himself, but in his eyes is a suave sonafabitch who gets all the ladies.
The bane of all existence.

That guy was such a Steven "Tab" Hall when he grabbed that girl's ass and said he was the king of all that was cool.

by capt_vodka March 12, 2005

Stevenism

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

by the heart lady July 4, 2008

Steven

A guy that nobody wants to invite to parties but he somehow shows up.

Who invited Steven?

by LalaBAG69 May 7, 2017

Steven

Someone who is a massive cunt.

He stole my candy, he is such a Steven

by Urban Auth May 24, 2017