The Spawn of Satan

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump

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Everyone else: Look! The Spawn of Satan!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

satan

The god damn motha fuckin thing living in the god forsaken motha fuckin woods behind Ben's motha fucking god damn house that makes horrible god damn noises that makes you wanna slit your throat while chsing you through the woods.

*Complete silence the entire time*
*Ben stops*
Ben-"This would be the perfect time to summon Satan. Middle of the night and complete silence."
*Continue walking*
Drew-"Yea, and to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
Ben-"Hm?"
Drew-"And to do your contract with Satan for your soul."
*Tree branches break and leaves rustle close by*
Ben-"Shhh!"
Drew-"What the fuck is that?"
*The most horrible, demonic, thrashing noise you can possible imagine*
*Searching the area with the flashlights for the source of this horrible sound which we cannot see...*
Drew-"Oh what the fucking hell..."
Ben-"Holy shit."
Drew-"OH FUCK THIS SHIT! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!"
*Start running through the trees and bramble getting cut up but not caring*
*Get back inside*
Drew-"What the fuck what that?!"
Ben-"I have no fucking clue!"

by I LOVE SATAN Drew and Ben April 24, 2005

satan

A meta-physical being who represents, power and self-exaltion.

Christian: "Satan is evil"
Goth Satanist: "Satan fucking rules"
Setian Satanist: "Satan is not real. He simply represents power and exaltion."

by jenjen the en-jen March 10, 2005

Satan

An all-powerful evil being residing in Hell and keeping lost souls. Known to have a great deal of lawyers...most of them belong there.

Ms. Downing is satan.

by Qweeshy May 13, 2004

Joy of Satan

A psuedo satanic cult led by Andrea & Clifford Herington the ex president of the National Socialist Movement. This group slowly brainwashes "rebellious" teens with false, antisemetic, reverse christian information turning them into ignorant racist skinheads for the national socialist movement. Ironicly they don't care about skin color, only about donations & recruitment as it's their source of income.

I am crazy, self-hating, racist, & have no life so I'm with Joy of Satan.

by B to the D September 29, 2006

satanism

An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.

Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Satan

Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.

Christianity is kept alive by the fear of hell and Satan.

by Nik D May 29, 2005