Squirted out

When someone is exhausted, or even mildly tired. Someone who is not able to uphold a two way fully understandable conversation with another until a full 8 hours of sleep. Could also be used as just ‘squirted’

“Ugh man sorry I got to go to bed I’m squirted out”

“I am squirted from that test”

by Bug thug thug bug 😈 August 5, 2022

Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.

Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.

by Squirtworks June 6, 2022

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022

Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

squirting

when a large amount of cum squirts out of a woman’s vagina!

did you see that pornstar squirting??

by iam100%correct February 20, 2022

Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.

"That squirt sandwich was bussin'." - Nico

by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022

Hershey Squirt

When you explosive diarrhea in your tight whites and throw up at the exact same time.

Dont drink too much you might Hershey Squirt

by shams35 January 27, 2026