Got It In Spades

A phrase from the 1920's meaning "in plenty", or "in abundance".

Justin: I was in a bad mood already, so when Richard told me the bad news, I really gave it to him in spades.
Genesis: What does that mean.
Justin: I got really really mad.

Man: That must be at least three hundred bottles of beer. We've got it in spades.

by Col. Sandurz November 6, 2009

Spider Eye

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

by TRIzzzo April 27, 2006

barking spider

An euphimism for one's flatulence. It appears to be an allusion to the fact the the human rectum resembles a spider (a circular shape with legs, or in this case, wrinkles, extending out to its sides). When this "spider" produces a sound by emmission of gas, it is referred to as a barking spider.

The consumption of dishes prepared with beans paves the way for barking spiders.

by ieatcrayons January 29, 2009

spider bites

two piercings on both sides of your lip. two on the left side and two on the right side.

damn those spider bites are tight

by sharkbate March 27, 2007

Spider-man

When you're doing a girl doggy style and close to climax, push her away, cum into your hand, when she turns round throw said cum into her face shouting 'SPIDER-MAN'

Damn right, totally Spider-manned her

by OCSWA December 11, 2010

Camel Spider

An urban legend. Not a giant, screaming, face eating beast.
The largest that the get is about 5 inches, and aren't even poisenous.
So chill out, wuss.

So i was really freaked about this camel spider thing, then i took a closer look at the camle spider picture. There's a hand to the right of the picture, meaning that the perspective of the spiders are off, and are held so it seems thay are as alarge as a man's leg. lame.

by becca rainbow monster January 24, 2009

King Of Spades

A man (usually white but may also be Asian or Latino) who has a fetish for black women. Counterpart of "Queen of Spades" (white women who prefer black men). Their symbol is a spade with a "K" on it.

A King of Spades (KOS) is a man who truly values and knows how to treat black women the way black men could never do both romantically and sexually. These kings are usually white but some are also Latino and even Asian. Although obfuscated by mainstream media these kings are rising in numbers in real life.

by Sr. Presidente July 14, 2023