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south cak

"Where in South Cak do you live?"
by high_tek August 10, 2008
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South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.
I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.
by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010
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southern blumpkin

the act of recieving a blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) whilst packing a lip, preferably of grizzly
flanagan just got a southern blumpkin! the kid busted a nut on _______ while taking a dip shit!
by c4shm4n September 22, 2010
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south asian mother

A boot bitch who cares only about school marks and hits children with her broomstick when she's not impressed
Person 1: why was your mom so angry at you
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.
by Killersavage68 July 18, 2017
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Miss Teen South Carolina

The woman whose bikini pics I ashamedly masturbate to . The reason our kids are getting Shit grades in school . A girl who was " nervous" yet couldnt prove that her I.Q was above that of a vegetable when later interviewed. Barbie who knows that our education such as South Africa and "
the Iraq " has something to do with the way 1/5 of Americans cant locate the U.S on a world map.
Jimmy was choking his chicken to some nude shots of that stupid little hottie Miss Teen South Carolina , when his mother walked in and snipped off his John Thomas.
by BigJohnson69420 November 2, 2011
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Take My Talents To South Beach

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.
LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.
by sad clevelander July 10, 2010
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Seattle South Paw

During vaginal intercourse, the male will attempt to fist the woman anally, wrap his penis with the skin wall between the woman's vagina and anus and begin to masturbate while penis and hand are in the woman.
Dude I gave sally a Seattle South Paw last night
What Happened?
She cryed, but I've never came so hard in my life.
Nice
by BDiddy1 December 3, 2007
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