smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

smurf

slang term for extacy

can I score some smurfs for the rave?

by Travis Torsak December 9, 2008

Smurf

Racist slur towards a Short Mexican.

See that fucking Smurf over there!?

by Dalton Curls April 15, 2019

Smurf

Smurfs rape each other

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer

by The Vlogies October 30, 2017

smurfing

When a player of a higher level demotes themselves/creates a new account to play less skilled opponents.

"Dude I think this guy is smurfing, he's just too good. He's ruining the game."

by yafn September 8, 2025

Smurfing

Having an alternative account in a video game that you intentionally play bad on, in order to stay at a lower rank and have easier games.

God, these players are all smurfing, one second they keep dying, the next they're rolling us!

by urban_littionary January 18, 2024

Smurf You!

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (:

by botdfluva April 1, 2011