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smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls
we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.
by mcotone March 24, 2010
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Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011
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Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders
I was poopy with smurf shoulders
by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019
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Smurf

-Random players not associated with your squad in a video game. Easily recognizable with a blue name tag above their head vs green for your squads.
- Tom: " Man who the fuck is shooting at me?!?!"
- Joe: "Its some fuckin dumbass team mate lightin you up"
- Tom: "fucking smurfs man!"
by GIJOE October 26, 2012
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Smurf

Process of changing the color of one's genitals blue while performing oral sex after the consumption of a blue raspberry slurrpie.
Despite my immediate frustrations with buying her a blue raspberry slurrpie, I was very pleased to see her smurf me upon the completion of her frosty treat.
by Anchordenny's April 25, 2011
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SMURF

Acronym for Sexist Misogyny Undermining Real Feminism. A fringe group of gender activists (mostly male) claiming that trans-women are biological women, and undermining the rights and historical struggle of real women.
A: You're a TERF!
B: You're a SMURF!
by buttercup451 May 16, 2022
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Smurfed

When you complete an assignment in school and you think you completely outsmarted everyone and got 100 with ease.
“Tyler said he smurfed the AP Chem test”
“Mr. Schlooth said the he made the test hard so I don’t think Tyler is going to Smurf it.”
by Fluverrr December 15, 2021
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