A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.
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Get the Smurf mug.A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.
It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.
Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.
I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.
I had to smurf all the way to school.
She smurfly walked away.
I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.
I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.
I had to smurf all the way to school.
She smurfly walked away.
I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
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Get the Bloody Smurf mug.This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
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The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.
Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment
They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.
Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment
They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.
I'd love to live in the Smurf's village
- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.
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