by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020
Get the danny smurfmug. by SquishyNinja November 21, 2010
Get the Smurf Kickmug. Gaming slang: a player that poses as a newbie or keeps a low profile to purposely play against lower skilled players and have a greater chance of winning. OR verb: use the above strategy.
by much_professional June 29, 2018
Get the smurfmug. A person, generally a major asshole, that is such an asshole he would literally rob smurfs in their sleep. Who would rob the harmless smurfs?
That guy stole my wallet in my sleep at a party, after i paid for all the beer and food, where i fell asleep for a second, just shows everyone how much of a Smurf burglar he is, what an asshole.
by Nathaniel S. January 13, 2022
Get the Smurf burglarmug. James: Hey Honey!
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf
*takes down pants*
Honey: How is it so little??
James: I'm sad :(
Honey: Don't be smurf
by englishman69 February 11, 2021
Get the smurfmug. "In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
by momdestroynr.69420 October 25, 2023
Get the smurf catmug. You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.
by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017
Get the Smurfedmug.