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smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!
Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.
by punkybluestar May 13, 2005
mugGet the smurfmug.

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
mugGet the Seasoning my smurfmug.

Smurf Cat

Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown
Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie
by HexCodec September 19, 2023
mugGet the Smurf Catmug.

Shmigal-smurf

1. A rainbow-striped flying unicorn

2. An obnoxious person or persons

3. A word to say when something indescribable happens ie; a double rainbow.
1. Hey man have you seen my Shmigal-smurf fluffy anywhere?

2. Wow, look at those Shmigal-smurves they are annoying

3. You won a million dollars. SHMIGAL-SMURF!!!!!
by Beefcake McLovin April 21, 2011
mugGet the Shmigal-smurfmug.

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Dutch Smurfmug.

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.
Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.
by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020
mugGet the papa smurf's hatmug.

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty
Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.
by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022
mugGet the Smurfedmug.

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