Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Smoking Tailpipe

The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.

Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!

by Clzinit January 24, 2009

smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.

Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!

by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009

SmokingChrist

A famous person on twiiter that is baked all the time and says random shit.

"The trees have dead people on them.......and they black kittys are fighting the white kittys....OH MY GOD......racist kittys..." Quote from SmokingChrist

by jana Mcvana May 4, 2009

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smacking the Weasel

Masterbating, jerking off, punching the clown

I walked into the pool, and Chris was smacking the weasel on deck.

by WeaselSmacker69 December 15, 2011

Smacking Talk

The act of building yourself up before some sort of competition, usually involving Dance Central.

"Man, Kelly sucks at Dance Central, she's going to lose so bad to me on Saturday." - Smacking talk

by Nemo Braesch December 5, 2011