A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
Get the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug. by jarveyboy03 November 9, 2013
Get the steve smartmug. Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"
by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017
Get the Smart creativemug. Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018
Get the smart tablemug. A person who acts all smart against insults thinking all of their comebacks are the best but really they look like an asshole
Person 1: Oh my god you are such a bitch
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me
"Smart" ass: hmmm bitch is a female dog and people like dogs so people must like me
by Epicclowngamer July 27, 2022
Get the "Smart" assmug. 
