Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.

I had a sloppy Joe last night.

by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018

[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.

I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.

by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019

sloppy toboggan

When you let a double chalupa from taco bell sit too long and the bottom falls out.

Son of a bitch Gerald! I dont have a fork for my sloppy toboggan!

by thatsteelersguy February 6, 2019

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.

Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019

Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.

Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!

by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

sloppy bitch

a bitch that’d also a mess, sloppy, disgusting

you’re a fucking sloppy bitch

by suck my waterlogged toes August 18, 2019