Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

slob the nob

A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.

Man can she slob the nob!

by real meaning inc April 24, 2014

slibblebocker

the enlightening of when a delivery boy throws your mail at the exact time when the crow caws at seven O'Clock.

I had just woken up when suddenly i heard the crow caw, and i felt a slibblebocker

by Eo1000 May 1, 2016

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016

Slob

A better and more descriptive way of saying blow job.

"I was gettin some slob the other night and this girl brought her friend into it for a tag team"

by superduperbreezy July 2, 2016

slebby

Used when taking a fit of craziness.

''look man i'm taking a slebby''

by lakajidc May 13, 2016

Slobkin

When your friend is being a slob, so you slap him upside the head.

You need a slobkin.

by Lnewmi14 June 30, 2016