simplesmp

hell

im going to simplesmp

by ddawD September 25, 2022

Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.

"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"

by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022

simpemetery

When one of your friends is simping over a woman. Along with other men that are simping. The simps are all at the womans cemetery of simps and there is no getting out of the simp zone you are dead there in the simpemetery.

Yo he is being a simp over her and he's so in the simpemetery now. I ain't gonna be tempted to go to her simpetery like all the other unfortunate men.

by Napalm broluv December 4, 2022

simpest

a pussy

jhon is a simpest

by hermit the pervert's son January 9, 2023

Simple person

A simple person is a person who is using the word simple as a cover for being an extremely complicated person. Such examples may include a person who calls themselves simple but may in fact be a person of notable status, fame, power or wealth.

"I am a simple person, I have no idea what you are talking about"

by Silverpaladn January 29, 2023

Simpleton

A simple person

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton

by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023

simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.

Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023