Orthopedic Shoes

A term for people who have unexciting personalities and clothes.

Hey Kelly, look at the orthopedic shoes over there!

I almost didn't see him because he was so boring!

by VictorGreene September 16, 2018

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016

shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

by iillilil June 23, 2009

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver

Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.

by b.l.t. black laughing toddler July 14, 2010

kyles shoes

A pair of girls shoes worn by a guy

They guy has "kyles shoes"

by Kyles shoes September 1, 2016

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003