Muscle Shark

(named after Sean "the Muscle Shark" Sherk, UFC champ)
1: An incredibly buff individual who one would suspect of using steroids.
2:Refering to ones self as buff, or attempting to get buff

1: man! arnold used to be a muscle shark back in the day

2:im gonna go get my muscle shark on at the gym!

by Blacklabelmichael June 1, 2007

shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period

I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!

by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.

cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

by cm2ford port hueneme March 28, 2011

Poo Shark

A shark made out of poo.

Ha, Poo Shark fell down the stairs.

by adwaw October 24, 2011

Beef The Shark

When a ferociously stinky fart erupts from the anus, causing disgust amongst the people around you.

*friend farts*
"Dude, did you Beef The Shark?"

by MathiasBelmondo August 14, 2013

Whale Shark

The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023