shark attack

eating pussy while the girl is on her period

I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!

by Jaron_1 December 6, 2006

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

by Light Joker November 5, 2005

Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.

cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

by cm2ford port hueneme March 28, 2011

Nom Shark

the awesome shark icon available on facebook chat. one can obtain said shark by typing (^^^). Sired by a primordial pit of goo, Nom Shark's purpose in life is to fuck bitches up

instead of saying fuck you
i send a nom shark
to asset my badassness

by Fiona Richard III August 10, 2009

Shark Park

A group of sharks

Many Sharks together, hunting as a group.

The shark park lingered behind the school of fish.

by bencus January 25, 2011

playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras

The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.

by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006

Right Shark

To do something adequately, or even in an exemplary manner, without necessarily seeking or receiving attention/praise for one's acts. While Left Shark is shaking (or messing) things up, Right Shark is over there making sure things go smoothly.

A: "Man, the bathrooms are spotless! Did you clean them?"
B: "It was C I think, but I never heard anyone ask him to clean up in there."
A: "Huh... I was talking to him earlier and he didn't even bring it up. Dude's so Right Shark, he should totally get a raise."

"Hey the landlord's coming over to show the house to someone today. I'm working a double today, but could you be a Right Shark and tidy up before he gets there? Thanks!"

"Wanna be my wingman when we go out tonight? Last week Jeff Left Sharked it before I could get that girl's number. You've rightsharked for me at this in the past though, so I trust you."

by dwana49 February 7, 2015