Kinky Spider Sex

What Peter Parker and Mary Jane were thinking about during the scene of the second movie when he's got her in the web and she finds out that he is in fact Spiderman

*Scene where M.J. is chillin in the web while spider man climbs down

Person 1: You know what she's thinking right now, don't ya?

Person 2: No, what?

Person 1: Kinky Spider Sex

by TreeBobJoe October 4, 2010

Spider

One of the most plentiful and successful organisms on the planet. they are most known for frightening people, and spinning silk. They are generally solitary creatures. They may be creepy looking, but they are facinating creatures when you look them up.

Not all spiders are poisinus. However, the venomous bites of the Black Widow and the Brown Recluse have been known to make people significantly ill.

by Light Joker July 1, 2004

Spider Web

Blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. When they open their eyes and the cum stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.

Man I totaly spider webed these girls last night when I doppler radared them.

by Badpolizei May 24, 2011

Spiderman

A sex move, where at the brink of climax, the man removes his 'junk' (lolz) from which ever hole he's chosen to pillage, put his dick on his wrist facing forward, and when he shoots a load off he makes his hands look like Spiderman's hands...this way it looks like you're shooting a think web outta your wrist.

yeah...

it's pretty fuckin' hot, no?

OH shit! Johnny just pulled a Spiderman in the locker room showers! That fucker got it everywhere!

by Von Mannshaft March 18, 2009

SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.

Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.

by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007

butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.

dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.

by mark h July 10, 2003

spider

Not very widely used at all term for an quasilegal hacker; I rather ike it myself.

Coined by ANDREW BURT

by Larstait November 6, 2003