Poo Sandwich

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

Pop Tart Sandwich

A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.

I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.

by Sword147 March 22, 2011

finishing my sandwiches

(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."

by yawnoc September 7, 2013

Sack Sandwich

1) A sexual term used to describe the nut sack being completely contained inside ones mouth creating an airtaight seal. (And great pleasure)

2) A defensive, derogatory, and somewhat threatening response used to impress your guy friends when your woman is not around and you want to talk shit to her.

During an awesome blowjob last night, my girl sucked up both of my balls at once and gave me a sack sandwich.

"Hey Chris...I heard your girl is pissed off because you went to the club last night without her. She said she was going to break up with you."

"Man fuck her. When I get home tonight I am going to serve her up a sack sandwich. Then we'll see what's up!"

by Mr. North April 18, 2009

lol sandwich

While on a forum/instant messenger, placing a statement between two of your own lols.

A lol sandwich in AIM

*BaBi*EaTzOR280*: I love eating babies, they're so tender
IAreTehLolrus: lol
IAreTehLolrus: i cut myself at night
IAreTehLolrus: lol

by Ben Allen September 12, 2005

Vagina Melt Sandwich

The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.

Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.

by Ryan J B September 25, 2005

scrotum sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a flap of scrotum in the middle. Usually enjoyed with a light sprinkle of italian dressing and sometimes a slice or two of cheese.

"Hi yes, I'd like a large coke, 2 fries, and a scrotum sandwich to go please."

"Damn nigga, I had the best scrotum sandwiches last night that my mom made."

"Mannnn I'm so zooted I could go for a scrotum sandwich, but i cant feel my teef yo"

by Goose Ronalds March 9, 2004