Stoner-pwn

related to pwn, a stoner-pwn occurs when a stoner accomplishes a task in a more intellectual manner than a non-stoner.
Teacher: what is the capital of Thailand?
Non-stoner: Ummm...
Stoner: Bangkok! *nut checks the non-stoner*
Stoner: You just got Stoner-pwned!
by Sin-Nick June 08, 2010
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stoner luck

When you have a stoner with you ans as unlucky as these fools are themselves, they bring you luck
I was trying to park at the supermarket the other day, and I got a park out the front coz I had Smokey in the car, was the best stoner luck ever!
by BundyBear June 19, 2009
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stoners united

A group of people who sit on stickam, fearing having to actually socialize with people they don't meet online first. The average member suffers from anxiety disorders, antisocial behavior, pedophilia, self-righteousness, paranoia, and S.M.S.
Hey, did you herar mike had to stop collecting unemployment so he moved out to California so he could hang out with his internet friends on Stoners United?
by gnomedome September 12, 2009
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Stoner United

its a religon a way of life that 2 kids thought up in the the great summer of '02. down at the swimming hole and under the tressel. still going on to this day.the term S.U rep'n was dirived from this and any one caught using our term will be pimp slapped and drowned in there whore mothers cunt aide (see cunt aide)
by Cole Train March 08, 2006
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stoner crew

A group of lads originating from Rossendale (near Manchester), sharing the same beliefs, values, morals, taste in music etc; a sub culture, who came together smoking cannabis.
They often go to parties together, and are generally looked up to, as they have superior taste in music, and they look dam cool.
by ? April 07, 2004
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Stoners United

Stoners who get stoned on webcam then stare at eachother endlessly
"Hey mang, rips?" "Oh yeah phil, that sounds so great!.. ooh yea..." (bong rips.... bubble bubble) *Awkward silence....

STONERS UNITED
by 0bommababy! May 01, 2009
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stoner booty

1) Ass so dope you get the munchies just from looking at it!
2) When a booty has the reminiscent feel of a Doritos bag
1) J-Dog: Damn nigga, have you seen Lafonda's ass?!
Taquan: She got a stoner booty boi.

2) Ever since Brittany's botox surgery went wrong, she's had a stoner booty.
by AbsoluteZero059 December 01, 2015
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