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Johnny Spillane

A burnout athlete at a sub-professional or non-mainstream sport that lives in the past. Such athletes will usually stick to their hometown to hang onto their local fame that shrinks exponentially each day from their self-perceived historic career. Name recognition is almost nonexistant outside of their hometown as they were barely relevant during their peak for a sport that 99.999999999999999% of the world doesn't follow.
Oh Clint? Yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, the guy threw a touchdown pass once in a playoff game in middle school. He still offers autographs at the King Scoopers to the bag boys.

Uncle Rico, yeah, he's a Johnny Spillane, he's constantly working on his tryout tape.
by Eric Frenzel July 17, 2022
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Brain Spill

When you really have no idea what to say so you just say smth random
"yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
by yourmomsbdussy October 4, 2022
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Realege Spillege

Truth be told or stating a tru fact or relevant information
That was some realege Spillege that bra said the other day on that topic ee spoke about.
by Fly Sir December 2, 2022
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tea spiller

Someone who knock over your tea by accident or brutal purpose
I was about to drink my tea and the bitch spilt it. The dirty tea spiller, you honour

Judge: guilty, murder 1st degree
by Godlike4405 January 26, 2023
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Oil Spill

When a man farts, cums, and instantly falls dead asleep
“Ugh, John Oil Spilled on me last night and I couldn’t push him off! It smelled so bad… I think he may have shit himself!”
by 2ofDiamonds June 19, 2023
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Real Spill

A term that can only be uttered and used by the chosen few so strongly confined in "real spill" itself to use it to describe a very true or lifelike situation. It is not something so simply defined and measured by the limitations of human language. Real spill.
Bowly: Man, my girlfriend got pregnant again.

Ryan: "Real spill"
by realspill225 March 6, 2024
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Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot
Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”
by yeraurasux June 2, 2024
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