Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

smurf

A drug usually mushrooms

smurf (drug usually mushrooms)

That smurf overthere is the strongest one around

I ate a smurf and now im gonna die

by Creator of definitions December 14, 2018

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Smurfing

A portmanteau of "smut" + "surfing", it's a verb for when someone leisurely gets caught up browsing through meaningless content on the web, such as porn or celebrity gossip.

"Damn, a whole hour went by. I better quit smurfing around and get some work done."

by Lee1965 February 20, 2015

Smurfing

Originating in Australia smurfing is the art of sending an image of ones self via snapchat with ones face colored blue like a smurf.

"Oh I just got a new snapchat.

Omg their face is blue they must be smurfing me."

by DFL20003000 March 5, 2014

Smurf

A type of curse word used for brain rotted children who are 5 years old with mommys ipad with her secret tabs.

ill smurf you up!

by Seb1245 March 14, 2025