Will smurf is a legendary man whom you see once a century under a full moon. Will smurf was an exiled smurf because he had powers no other smurf had, the powers are unknown to man kind but people think it is mind control because people all ways join his cult once a century the newest joining mass is on the 5 of June 2023
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