Papa smurfing

Gripping a persons throat and pinching there noses tell they turn blue

The gangs new initiation is papa smurfing someone

by Akneezeb August 30, 2022

Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009

Smurf

Any player on TF2 that is on the blue team, or a Noob who sucks at the game. No, not an experienced player! It's a guy who's completely useless, and likes to hide. Just like a goddamn SMURF!

GtFO this server you goddamn Smurf.

I want to be on the red team, so I can kill me some Smurfs.

by ExMachina July 20, 2014

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Smurf Cat

A lil blue goofy goober

“What is Smurf cat?”
“WE LIVE, WE LOVE, WE LIE 🗣️🗣️🗣️”

by TheEndDragon October 9, 2023

Smurfed

The Pg version of saying fucked

Dave: I just smashed that gangbangers girlfriend last week!!
Ty: If he finds out you are smurfed

by Spicydougnut November 24, 2020

Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....

"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"

by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020