Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there
by poouaisle April 02, 2020
by AarmonddUBIF December 21, 2014
when spoken by someone, this phrase immediately causes their victims to lose consciousness and fall into a deep hypnotic slumber. Works best when spoken while caressing the victims face.
Mike: Hey Joe, Listen to this!
Joe: What?
Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)
Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*
Joe: What?
Mike: *SLEEP COLLAPSE* (while touching Joe's face)
Joe: *collapses on ground snoring*
by MrAnderson123 August 27, 2013
Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:
a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or
b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!
It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019
make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.
Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room
by ithoughtshewas19 April 21, 2018
by THEONLYHARDWAY March 20, 2019