Purple Dick Shift

Purple Dick Shift is usually driven by a kid who always thinks he can beat you at skate but fails every single time for a year straight. Their fetishes usually include Amputee's and Prego women. They supposedly get rated solid 8 out of 10's from girls on the internet. They are usually not right in the head. Their fathers really do not appreciate taking their paddle boats on a lake when they are not legally allowed in a house. And the father is mentally abusive. Their foe's generally include gingers, assholes, fresh kids, or anyone that tries to pork their smokin' hot sister.

"Dude, I want to fuck that girl."

"You'll die dude, thats Wess's Sister!!"

"Woah did you see that truck?, Yea i think that was the purple dick shift."

by Eric and antony <333333 May 5, 2010

Shift

When you and a friend or possibly many friends spend a large amount of time together, preferably over 3 hours, it is called a shift, but only when you have had an immense time. The acknowledgment of the sift is usually acknowledged by saying “Yes Sir that was a stunning shift”

Sam: Liam, these past few hours have been a stunning shift.

Liam: yes sir it certainly has been

by lHADHNJFEIUFSWERDH May 18, 2009

shift

1: to hide a corpse
2: to steal items that do not belong to you
3: upgrade your status from small to big

1: i'm an uppercase rapper, cos i shift my enemies
2: dat shop got shifted
3: i've metta-shifted from from the shit list to the hit list

by dark soul June 30, 2003

shmifca

something you say if you forget something, or are really annoying.

I forgot my homework... SHMIFCA!

by blarbby May 11, 2010

shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!

*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*

by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004

shifters

a biscuit or cookie type snack...made from bran...just pure bran. good substitute for laxatives

Alex: oh man i was on the crapper for hours after eating that shifter.
Josh: Haha yeh my mum makes some killer shifters!

by bofredlington February 1, 2006

shift one

the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny

bryan is gay lol *shift one*

i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*

by yahni-kay-carson n kieran January 11, 2008