scientitian

Someone who uses scientific vocabulary to sound like a smart ass but is really a stupid retard

fams really said he knows the molecules of the number 5, definitely a scientitian

by Amelia Rideout September 12, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023

science project

A form of organic matter (usually food) left unattended for so long that it has grown its own ecosystem of molds, fungi, and insects.

A: Jesus fucking christ man I think I found out what that smell was
B: What!?
A: That McDonalds bag under your bed! And it's a fuckin' science project

by birhon August 12, 2023

sigma science

Science so complicated one needs to use calculus most of the time to express concepts. From the "sigma" letter in calculus, the symbol that is used to express summation.

Quantum physics is a sigma science.

by pentozali May 1, 2008

anal science

A degree in anal science can only be obtained on "education connection.com" You can only get that degree online.

Guy:I have extreme pain in my ass!
Major in anal science: it's okay let me take a look
Guy: No!
Major in anal science: I have a degree in anal science.
Guy: Oh okay!

by Dr. AnalScience September 30, 2013

Braniac - Science Abuse

A TV show which is supposed to be educational but it's basically just Richard Hammond blowing stuff up with chemicals.

It's shown in schools a lot of the time but that's alright if you like watching people getting tasered and trying to swim through golden syrup.

All the explosions in Braniac - Science Abuse look awesome!

by Obloid July 1, 2014

Keyboard scientist

A keyboard scientist is someone who comments or remarks (usually on a YouTube video or Reddit thread) about a scientific matter as well as sharing their 'scientific' opinion trying to look knowledgable while knowing very little about the matter in hand (usually for attention).

<replying to a video about vegans>
OMG, being vegan Is totally healthy for you. I'm a vegan expert and I KNOW that eating meat is bad for your body construct.

BTW I'm not a keyboard scientist Im actually a vegan expert.

by Pranav_2004 August 18, 2017