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Ryan

There are only 2 types of Ryan in the world...
1. Very focused on succes... works tirlessly to achieve his goals, often disregarding his social life to do so. Overall awkward and uncomfortable around girls although most girls love him as a friend. Not very fun around the boys. Total prude.
2. Has been snorting cocaine from the homies’ ass cracks since he was about 5. Attractive as all hell
1. Do we have to invite Ryan
2. Ryan ODed
by Yakboi777 June 27, 2018
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Homo faggot that suck dick and eats guy ass and toes
by Jsownhdidi July 21, 2018
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Ryan is a stupid White Boy who cant keep secrets, he's never vros before hoes cuz he a little chick bitch. Dont worry girls if you don't like choking he is the man because his penis is very small.
Chloe: Oh you know that ryan kid
Susan: yeah
Chloe: he is so dumb and has a small penis because he is a Chick bitch.
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A kid that no one wants or asked for, but hangs around no matter what and says random words.
Go away Ryan no one wants you here!
Ryan: Drugs
by Thot354466 June 7, 2018
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by Roahcegiah October 29, 2019
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A small but wide person who stands out from the crowd, he usually has a long, horse like, wide shaped head which connects straight to the shoulders looking like he has no neck. He will also remind people of the frog from the freddo chocolate bars. Extremely annoying and is capable of skanking anything of anyone.
Has been traced back to a liver publican area and so shows through from his thieving behavior.
OMG! Ryan just asked me for a fag AGAIN!
He's skanked 2 of me already! and a £1
by drumandbassking June 24, 2011
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A human, typically of the male gender who wishes his name was RICH, and wishes he could be more like Tommy. Usually very tall, dark haired and sexy this type of man prefers middle aged, jacked 1/2 Italian 1/2 Maltese guys. They probably will deny any gay relationship they have to try and act like a man in front of their big IRISH family.
I feel so bad for that kid over there. He's acting like a real big Ryan right now in front of his friends and family.
by Ryan's Lover July 16, 2011
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