Riding the net bareback

Going on the internet without internet security such as an anti virus programme, derived from the sexual practice of not using condoms 'riding bareback'

I don't have anti virus I'm riding the net bareback

by kezangel April 23, 2011

Pony Riding

Pony Riding is the new dance crazy!
Saddling up and riding your pony on that dancefloor, when the speed garage version tune "ride your pony" is played on the dancefloor.

"If your Horny, lets do it, Riding my pony, my saddle's waiting come and jump on it!"

by Blinging Charl May 25, 2005

horse riding

the act of having sex with a girl that looks like a horse.

guy 1: yo dude what do you think of samantha?
guy 2: i was actually horse riding her the other night so...

by horsaphile July 29, 2012

pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.

St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!

by sick man June 1, 2006

Riding the Rainbow

While going down on a girl; the girl rips her tampon out and sticks it in your mouth.

"Hey, did you hear about Dave last night?"
"Yeah, his girlfriend made him ride the rainbow."

by Chris April 5, 2005

Not Riding the Bus?

The act of standing or sitting far enough away from a public bus stop as to make it appear as though you are not actually waiting for it when in actuality you are but are too embarrassed for people to realize this fact.

Why's that dude sitting over there? We all know his broke ass is waiting for the bus and shit. I guess he's not riding the bus? Yeah right!!

by bigrobbo September 19, 2009

riding the vespa

When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.

I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.

by McGoohan March 21, 2005