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riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit
A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.
by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018
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riding dirty

1. To be caught in your car by "da po po" after a period of time of not showering.

2. To be caught in your car releasing flatulence.
"Hey man, what's that smell? You riding dirty?"
by J Dawg June 19, 2006
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riding the other bus

Another way of saying someone is gay.
Oh man that fucking queer Joe must be riding the other bus huh?
by Jonbrizzle December 14, 2008
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what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"
"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."
by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005
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riding roughshod

Having sex using an unlubricated condom.
We ended up riding roughshod the other night because she forgot to bring her lube.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
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riding the train

when your dog or cat, after a particularly difficult bowel movement, decides to sit on the floor, and pull it self forward using its front feet only, dragging it's asshole on the (usually) carpet to scratch the ham hocks (hemmies) off, then gets up, turns around, and sniffs the skid mark
"OMG, look, Coby's had the hershey squirts, came right inside and started riding the train."
by Steve Hagar July 20, 2008
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