retardass

A being who is mentally retarded who's about to get his ass handed to him

That RETARDASS better cash me ousside how bow dat

by MentallyRelatable August 14, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

retardacia

a whole new level of retardation not consistent with common thought thinking, often asking the same dumb ass questions over and over again.

Johnny came over and said he didn't think he was arrested for any reason and he wanted to go home now, and proceeded to give logic as to why he needs to leave right now and he will repeat this to anyone in earshot over and over again, thus he is in a mental state of retardacia.

by fivexfive March 2, 2018

Retard

You

You are retarded

by Couch Potito November 23, 2018

Retard Switch

A trigger spot on the body where when you get hit or flicked which sends you into fight mode when its not really in your best interest to get in a fight.

She slapped me in the face which triggered my retard switch.

by KillBot69 January 28, 2019

Retard

Someone who reaches a level of stupidity that should not be humanly possible.

Derek is a total fucking retard.

by 9c1official August 15, 2019