Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick

Something your gf says to see if your cheeting

Hey babe lemme use your phone real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

by Nick D February 7, 2004

real chop

Meaning for reals, or definitely.

1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.

2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop

3) Dude she really likes you real chop

by Sammy619 March 14, 2007

Real World

One of MTVs stupid Reality Shows that is suppose to have the name "Fake World" 100% scripted, 100% stupid and 100% fake. Faker than breast implants. Always having the same stupid ass people that are talentless and lowlives. All they do is cry about their stupid relationships and go to a club and get drunk. Cast members are always the same, 1 black, 1 latino, and the rest white.

The Real World Episode 1:

Typical White guy: Hey
Typical Naive white girl: Hey
Typical White Guy: So what you wanna do after we go to the club and get drunk and act stupid?
Typical Naive white girl: Like lets go to another club and drink and get fucken stupid.
Typical Black guy: Why we always gotta be going to a white club why don't we just stay home and get drunk.

At the end of the show thats the only thing they done....

by A 2 da K February 23, 2007

Real Life Shit

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

Real Chance of Love

A television show on the channel Vh1. Real and Chance are brothers who got their own show called Real Chance of Love, where they try to find love my moving a bunch of hussies into a house and making the girls fight over them. Real and Chance came to Vh1 in order too fall in love with New York, who had a show called I Love New York. New York came to Vh1 in order to find love with Flavor Flav, on his show The Flavor of Love. Favor Flav came to Vh1 on the Surreal Life - but that has nothing to do with Real Chance of Love, and neither did half of this definition - but it gets the point across that Vh1 is pretty messed up. Real Chance of Love aired October, 2008

Person 1: are you going to watch Real Chance of Love tonite??

Person 2: Hell no.

by Max!@! March 24, 2009

Real and Straight

The opposite of the term "Fake and gay" created by youtube user "Ray William Johnson" in his popular youtube show "=3"
Also commonly used now by trolls.

Ray: Yo man that vid was FAKE AND GAY

Shane: Wtf dude, no, that video was totally "Real and Straight"

by Dingleberry bob March 21, 2010