randy alberto alvarado vasquez

protagonist of hard work

protagonist of being handsome

protagonist of good looking smile

Randy Alberto Alvarado vasquez he is the protagonist

by Real Alberto April 16, 2022

Bang a Randy

(verb) - to make a right turn. Akin to "bang a Larry", or "make a left turn".

"you keep going down this road about a mile, then you wanna bang a randy at the intersection."

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.

Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity

by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024

Randy

In New Zealand slang, Randy means random

Person: I feel like some pumpkin right now
Me: Wtf, that’s randy as

by INCOGNITO UNNAMED MYSERY February 1, 2019

Randy

A scheming and selfish person having low character and little integrity. Occasionally cancels plans on you or acts like an overall jerk.

That motherf***** Randy, everytime he gets six beers in him he gets pissed off and leaves us. Tell me about it, I’m getting fuc**** tired walking home from work everyday.

by TTSFF July 31, 2019

Randy

An adorable couple including Andy Fowler and Rye Beaumont. Each of them are presented in the British/Irish boy band know as ‘Roadtrip’.

(Random fan): Yo, you ever heard of Randy?
(Random fan2): Actually, no.
(Random fan): Rye Beaumont? Andy Fowler?
(Random fan2): Sounds like a ship honestly..
(Random fan): That’s because it is :

by Etergal November 28, 2019

randy

randy is an emo with short hair

randy is a rats nutsack

by darrelbaldski91 April 21, 2022