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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
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Ram Ranch

The place where 18 naked cowboys with hard throbbing cocks shoot ropes at you!

A Mythical ranch in santa fe owned by the one and only Grant Macdonald
When are we heading to Ram Ranch? I need those 18 cowboys' ropes in my face.
by 18 naked cowboys shootin ropes January 18, 2021
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Ram Ranch

Ram Ranch is a ranch where 18 naked buff gay cowboys have an orgy in the shower and constantly fuck each other even in their sleep.
Yo, wanna go to Ram Ranch this summer?

Yeah sure.
by Ogre69Epic March 19, 2021
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cat-le ranch

(verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.
Schitters tried to cat-le ranch me today while I was getting dressed but I ignored his efforts.
by Schitterbug March 27, 2019
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wings and ranch

A frowned upon combination eaten only by the goofiest of individuals
My friend ordered wings and ranch at bdubs. We then kicked him out of the friend group
by Anonymous022704 July 4, 2023
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dude ranch

A Meaning place where homosexual males gather
Male1: Lets go find some men at the dude ranch.
Male2: OK
by itwisted1 August 26, 2003
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Butt Rancher

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.
Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!
by Jesus August 1, 2004
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