Grizzly back river

When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.

she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.

by Grande11 August 20, 2016

Shing Mun river

Shing Mun river is basically a river in Hong Kong that smells like shit and also full of shit especially dog shit that is why it smells so bad

Me: do you what river smells like my horses shit

You: dunno the river Nile ?
Me: nope is called the Shing Mun river

by Some guy from Hong Kong May 30, 2016

Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.

My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.

by frellepolo October 9, 2019

The raging river of blood

Your period

Girlfreind: I just started my period
Boyfriend : the raging river of blood is upon us

Girlfriend:shut up Dave

Boyfriend : the the raging volcanoe God we must sacrifice a tampon to save it
Girlfriend :I hate you

by Lokjgfcdesfhhbjj June 2, 2016

The river raisin volcano

When your fucking from behind and insert mentos and diet soda into the other persons asshole. Remove your duck and watch the volcano erupt.

Greg told me he gave his wife the river raisin volcano last night

by The river raisin volcano December 15, 2020

Texas River Mouth

A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.

Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.

by That guy fd April 4, 2017