Quotard

A commenter on a video who quotes directly from the video without providing any sort of originality.

commenter: "exact quote from the video" 😂🤣
replier: woww its almost like we watched the same video quotard!!!!!!!!!

by Wetbeans September 8, 2025

quone

A fictional medical term meaning "to sit or rest a patient," or simply "to calm down."

Doctor: "The patient is becoming extremely agitated and won't stay in bed." Jake: "Well, it’s obvious, isn't it? You’re going to have to quone him immediately!"

by anonymous December 17, 2025

Frangibility Quotient

The calculable likelihood of something being broken or damaged when handled. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Now, exercise caution because balsa wood has an extremely high frangibility quotient”.

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009

playa quotient

The immeasurable but subjectively obvious amount of "game" any given playa posesses

"bruh he just fucked Abby"
"Damn, fifth this weekend? this man's playa quotient is off the charts"

by doobie.ous October 3, 2018

Shongit Quota

When you fail to get a single kill for 6 consecutive matches in PUBG .

I just killed someone after 5 matches and successfully avoided the "Shongit Quota ".

by weezisgreedy November 5, 2018

Rediculum Quotient

A scientific evaluation of the stupid-ness of any argument, within the framework of the evaluated subject.

President Trump has raised the rediculum quotient in his view of environmental management. See Stuck-on-stupid

by Ghostof JFK November 19, 2018

sanitary quotient

A scale to evaluate the Sanitary Sense of a person.

He has very low Sanitary quotient. He urinates and spits in public.

by PYESEM March 23, 2020