Puppeteer

Common between two heterosexual men that do not want to be tagged with the gay stigmata. The first man (puppet) lies nude with a rope tied around his wrist, his hand gripped around his penis. The second man (puppeteer) then pulls the other end of the rope in a style so the original man gets off as though he would be masturbating. Totally NOT GAY.

Hey bro, Ive got major blueballs and cant find a woman to help me out. Mind running a puppeteer for me?

by SodiumBMX February 26, 2010

Finger Puppets

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.

Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.

by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

Sock Puppets

They look like a giant eye of a space creature that is flying down at a million miles an hour, and when he gets here it'll burn us all with its firey breath and then the earth will explode and we will all die.

"Hewwo I'm a sock pwoppet.......MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Cheesecake Eater December 12, 2003

Puppetard

A person who has the intelligence quotient of a parrot, used by politicians to tout how great they are.

Puppetard: Hillary is the most honest and electable person running for president.
Dave: I wonder how long it took to train that puppetard to say electable.
Sara: I wonder how long it took for it to say and.

by Genghis flan September 1, 2016

fuck puppetry

The art of copulation with the use of a stand-in puppet of humanoid form, for example marionettes, shadow, or sock. The puppet derives no pleasure from this. But the puppeteer - maximum pleasure.

Geppetto: Tonight I wanna try something a little different.
Aimee: Like what babe?
Geppetto: Is it weird if I'm into fuck puppetry?

by SandwichArtist1997 July 15, 2018

Sock Puppeting

To insert, in a sexual manner, your hand/fist into someone, preferably up to the wrist or deeper and wearing their body like a sock puppet.

I heard Sam is such a slut, they consider sock puppeting a first date.

by sircharlesthebarkley April 21, 2022

anti-puppedism

Anti-puppedism is a form of racism. It means discrimination against puppets. The word first appeared in the tv series Greg the Bunny when there was written on a wall in the bathroom that Greg would be a stinking sock.

Anti-puppedism is not a laughing matter. Backslash tartersauce

by Paula Burger May 27, 2008