pukered

An unforseen event in which your body's natural reaction is to contract the sphincter, leaving one a feeling of exhilaration then procedding with complete relaxation

That's last bong rip pukered me up!

by Eco6969 October 21, 2015

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.

I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels

by Tapcount November 17, 2016

Puerto-Kranian

Someone who is half Puerto Rican and half Ukrainian. Very exotic mix and very rare.

OMG! Did you know Dan is Puerto-Kranian?

by PuertoRicanDaddy June 28, 2016

Puber Driver

That one time in a thousand when you call for a ride and your driver smells.

"What the hell is that god aweful smell?"
"I think its the Puber Driver."
"OMG this has never happened to me before, thank god were in the back seat!"
"Ohhh I know can you imagine sitting next to him?"
"No! Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him questions please?"
"Will do but do you think he brushes his teeth?"
"If he does its with Donky shit!"

by Gregaroidson. March 19, 2017

Puber

A Puber is someone who tags Puber on every single building in Vienna

A: Hey you know Puber?

B: fuck yes

by HugeHefner March 21, 2017

Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.

"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"

by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017