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Puddled

LSD crystal is almost always diluted into liquid before consumption. For ease of distribution, the liquid is put into dropper bottles. One drop is measured out to be one dose when making the liquid.

In a dropper bottle, the glass dropper tube can hold dozens of drops at a time. The doser carefully squeezes the dropper bulb so that it only pushes the desired dosage out of the tip, say 1-5 drops.

LSD liquid is often dropped onto or under a persons tongue. People can feel the drop in their mouth but just barely.

Puddling is when the doser does a forceful squeeze of the dropper bulb which results in the dosee getting a larger than normal amount of liquid in their mouth, which looks and feels like a puddle.

Sometimes it’s intended sometimes it’s not.
Jason got puddled yesterday by some guy gifting doses

I got puddled at the festival last night and ended up bathing in the golden light on the hilltop all night instead of dancing.
by Take-One August 13, 2019
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paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
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puddlefuck

A person who acts as if they have accomplished a lot in a given field, when in fact, they are unaware of how much they still need to learn. "Puddle" comes from the fact that the person thinks they have mastered something as large as the ocean, but really have made relatively little impact.
When I moved to the States, I realized that the market I had "dominated" was really small on a global scale; I was just a puddlefuck.
by Brekk February 27, 2007
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peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus
i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.
My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.
by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011
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Straight Puddlin' Yo

A phrase said only by those who promote gaypride and trying to act like a gangster or "black". This phrase is synonymous with Trace and will forever mark his life.
Did Trace just say "That's straight puddlin' yo" after the ball bounced in the puddle?
by psycho_killah April 25, 2005
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paddle

noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!

Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
by fessee May 25, 2007
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