procrastinator

a person who really tries to get something done but everything else seems to get in the way (like looking up words on urban dictionary) and then all of the sudden its the night before the test or assignment and you wonder what happened to all the time. aka a mixture of add and just being a college kid...

THE PROCRASTINATOR! I will.... eventually! (have to say it in a superhero voice)

by wat up my peeps October 6, 2009

Procking

Facilitating a hook-up; promoting the cock; the opposite of cock-blocking.

We did some serious procking last night because neither of them would admit that they wanted to spend the night together.

by Practiced Procker July 23, 2010

procrastonationism

pro-cras-ton-a-tion-izm
the art of procrastonating for prolonged periods of time

hopefully i can prefect my procrastonationism so i will never do anything again

by 42 Pound Moose December 15, 2005

I Proc33d

1. Probably the best "Call Of Duty" player alive.
2. Best known for his montage "Amnesia".

OMG, that I Proc33d kid just raped the shit outta me!

by Jesus27 December 4, 2009

Procrastinate

Not doing any work (specifically homework) until its too late to turn it in while getting As on test and averaging a C in the class.

Those magnet kids are such fucking slackers. Maybe I should stop procrastinating and join the slackers.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

procrasturbation

Spoonerism for the phrase: "Procrastination is like masturbation - it feels good at first, but in the end, you've just fucked yourself."

When confronted by his girlfriend about his poor sexual performance, Bill's avoidance of the subject amounted to procrasturbation.

by RbK1981 March 17, 2008

Procrastitute

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.

John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.

by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009