Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.

Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

potato

Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.

"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

potato peeler

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

Potato head

One who is doesn't care to think things through or plan ahead.
A vacuous individual, a mental couch potato.

What a potato head, he didn't even bother to check and see if there was enough gas in the car before we left.

by Panthera Atrox March 4, 2011