Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working

Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog

by Toppstyle January 30, 2019

Porn Overload

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.

Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!

by Megatron The Pimp Machine October 30, 2011

Porn Burnout

When looking at porn becomes so habitual and routine that eventually you have to refrain from looking at it for as period of time.

I've watched all the porn on the internet and have porn burnout.

by Dr. Frito Lexus October 18, 2010

Porn Placebo

Porn, in which certain elements are faked, in order to add more sexual appeal.

A mom making out with her "stepdaughter" in a porno. It's not actually her stepdaughter, though. The Porn Placebo, is that she's having sexual relations with her family member.

by Chimpvanze April 24, 2009

porn nest

A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.

Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!

by David Orth July 10, 2006

Porn Food

A food that is delicious and awesome while you're eating it, but afterwords you feel dirty or sick.

Dude I ate the whole bag of cheeto's man. I feel like shit now, fuckin porn food.

by daboyfromdasouth June 28, 2010

Porn Lag

1)Playing online games, while downloading porn simultaneously

2)When a younger/older sibling is downloading porn while you are enagaged in online gaming

"ahhh FUCK porn lag...Em stop downloading porn"

by Mr. Bojangles January 14, 2005